What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

What is your best gay fantasy?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

How can a man clean his Soul?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

Moonraker